We admit – these are absolutely horrible jokes. But they’re so bad, they’ll make you giggle! These 17 funny jokes are appropriate for all ages, and are a great way to bring a little cheer to youngsters or to get even the sternest-faced adult to crack a bit of a smile, even if they look at you funny afterward!
- Why did the cow go to outer space?
- It wanted to see the moo-n!
- What do you call a fish wearing a crown?
- A king fish!
- Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek?
- Because he was always spotted.
- What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
- A dino-snore!
- What do you call a bear with no teeth?
- A gummy bear!
- Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
- Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
- Frostbite.
- How do you catch a squirrel?
- Climb up a tree and act like a nut!
- What did the duck say when it bought lipstick?
- “Put it on my bill.”
- Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
- Because they have big fingers!
- What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
- It gets toad away.
- What do you call a cat that loves to bowl?
- An alley cat!
- Why are elephants never seen using computers?
- They’re afraid of the mouse.
- What do you call a dog magician?
- A labracadabrador!
- Why did the chicken join a band?
- Because it had the drumsticks!
- What do you call a fish without eyes?
- Fsh!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award?
- Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What do you call an alligator in a vest?
- An investigator!
We hope you enjoyed these corny jokes about animals! Like it or not, we’ll be back with more soon!
