Who’s your favorite masked bandit? For any animal lover, it’s surely the awesome raccoon! This member of of the rodent family has a broad resume – from raiding trash cans to a special place in pop culture. Yes, raccoons have featured in songs and movies far more than we first thought! From being honored in the title of a Beetle’s song, to nature lover Ranger Rick, to a Hollywood role as Rocket in the Guardians of the Galaxy and Avengers movies, raccoons have found their way into our daily lives, even if they haven’t found their way into our garbage!
Of course, they’re also known for “washing” their food. Actually, they’re not really interested in cleaning it. Instead, the water helps them feel the food better and understand what it is they’re holding. Still, it’s pretty neat to watch and somehow makes them see more human!
So with all these wonderful stories and their plain, simple CUTENESS, it’s no surprise that so many people love raccoons. We’ve found some great articles of clothing so you can dress from head to toe with cute raccoon gear! So whatever you’re style, we’ve got something fun here for you.
Eco Wear Raccoon Embroidered Cotton Cap
Let’s start at the top – and this cap deserves to be at the top of our list! It’s comfortable and great-looking. And you’ll be able to show off your love for animals right where everyone can see it!
We like the great, soft feel of this cap. It’s very comfortable – it’s 100% preshrunk cotton and available only in khaki.
It has a buckled strap in the back for adjusting the size, too.
Raccoon Ski Mask
Of course, you can kind of morph into a raccoon, too, with this ski mask! It’s warm and comfy. But most importantly, it makes your lower face look like a raccoon’s snout!
This is a one-size-fits-most piece. It measures 14.5 inches by 9.4 inches. It’s made of polyester. The mask is reasonably breathable – but we’ve all had to get used to “reasonably breathable” masks in 2020, so it should be no problem!
It does a good job protecting your face from the cold and wind, although it’s still pretty comfortable indoors at room temperature.
And if you love other animals, too, they have a wide assortment at the same link!
Raccoon Face Mask
If you’re looking for a mask for similar to those most of us have worn during the COVID-19 pandemic, you’ll love this one! It will cover your mouth and nose – and you’ll look like an incredibly fierce raccoon as you go about your daily business!
Like the ski mask above,this one features just the rodent’s snout and mouth. We love the detail on the whiskers!
It’s 100% polyester and has comfortable elastic ear bands.
The raccoon image is screen-printed, giving it a rich, lasting quality.
Hybrid Apparel Men’s Ugly Christmas Sweater – Raccoon
Everybody needs a few ugly Christmas sweaters to pull out for the holidays. And we’re blown away by this way!
Unlike many such sweaters, this has pretty subdued colors. It’s black and white with a splash of red. But ohhhhh boy does it load up on the decorations! And what screams “ugly Christmas sweater” more than a Santa-hat-wearing raccoon poking its head out of a trash can!
There are also raccoons and trash cans in one of the smaller bands of decorations.
The sweater is available in sizes from small to XXL. In the style of all good ugly sweaters, it’s 100% acrylic – not the most comfortable, but who is going to want to wear it for too long, anyway!
This will surely be a conversation starter at family get-togethers, informal office gatherings, or the local bar!
Vintage Raccoon T-shirt
For more regular use, you’ll love this 70s-style t-shirt featuring our favorite masked critter!
The black t-shirt has a worn-looking image of a multi-colored pentagon shaped like home plate and a raccoon that appears to be crawling out of this “window”.
Pictured is a men’s cut t-shirt, but women’s and children’s styles and sizes are available at the link, too.
Sizes range from small to 3XL and kids’ sizes 2 through 12.
Other colors options are available, too. The black, navy, and asphalt base colors are 50/50 cotton/poly blends. Heather blue and dark heather are 90% cotton.
Raccoon Lanyard
Of course, you’ll want to keep your ID or keys handy, and this lanyard is a great way to do it!
Sure, it might not be as obvious as most of the items on this list, but it’s still wonderful to honor the raccoon with it.
It’s made of polyester, but has a silky feel to it. It measures 24 inches long and 1 inch wide. The clasps are sturdy and secure.
Many other animal lanyards are available at the same link, too!
Raccoon Charm Necklace
Want something charming and classy, yet subtle? We’ve even found a fantastic sterling silver necklace with a beautiful raccoon charm!
Both the 18-inch chain and the 1.25 pendant are 925 sterling silver. While the pendant is a bit small, it’s still a unique and unexpected way to appreciate procyon lotor.
It makes a fantastic gift for an adult or child, too!
ZZKKO Raccoon Men’s Boxer Briefs
Ok, this might not exactly be about “showing off” your love of raccoons except to someone special. But at least you’ll know that YOU appreciate raccoons when you wear these fantastic boxer briefs!
This guy is more cute than fierce – but not so cute to ruin the mood if you’re going for something else.
The boxer briefs are 100% polyester and wick away moisture really well. There’s a double-layer “U-pouch” – the section that covers the most, ummm, delicate areas – for added comfort.
They’re available in sizes from small to XL.
Lots of other great designs are available, too!
Silver Lilly Raccoon Pajamas/Cosplay Outfit
While the boxer briefs may usually remain hidden, we go to the other extreme with these pajamas that are also great for a Halloween costume or for cosplaying a raccoon!
Available in small, medium, large, and x-large, these plush outfits are soft for the wearer and for anyone who might love to cuddle with a masked furry friend.
The fit runs true to size, while also being loose enough to allow comfortable movement for relaxing.
And yes, it does have a tail!
Raccoon Tube Socks
Socks are a great way to express yourself. They are at once obvious when you want them to be, but hidden when the situation requires it. And there are so many great ones out there!
And these definitely fit into that great area! The awesome faces and paw prints are simply incredible. They stand out well from the darker grey background.
The socks themselves are 98% polyester with 2% spandex. They fit mens’ sizes 7.5 – 12 and women’s sizes 5.5 to 10.
The soles and toes are reinforced, too, to help them hold up over time.
Corimori Raccoon Slippers
Footwear comes at the bottom of the list, but only because it’s at the bottom of the body. But these comfy, cute slippers are tops in our book!
We love the look and the feel of these slippers. They’re easy to slip on and off – your foot actually slides in behind the raccoon’s head, so it’s lifted up a bit when you wear them (at least for us, it was a bit confusing with this picture!)
The little guy is holding onto, maybe even chewing on, his tail, too! So adorable!
Women’s or children’s sizes are available. They have a no-slip sole so you can confidently walk on any surface in your home!
Wrapping It Up
Show a little love for your favorite invader of the garbage can, masking-wearing critter, food “washing” raccoon! You can dress from head to toe with a great assortment of raccoon-themed clothing. From hats to slippers, even necklaces and underweaer, there’s so many awesome ways to make the trash bandit a part of your outfit!
